As all faithful Discordians know, there has long been a prohibition on the consumption of hot dog buns. This dates back to at least the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar, when the hermit Apostle Zarathud first found the FIVE COMMANDMENTS carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave. The exact wording of the pertinent commandment is:
A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
— Commandment IV of the PENTABARF
This can be problematic for lovers of hot dogs, but at long last I believe I have found the perfect solution: all you need do is put the frankfurt through a bagel.
As you can clearly see it provides all the convenience of – and even more tasty goodness than – a regular hot dog bun, while simultaneously keeping to the letter of the sacred text.
i want one
I’m new to Erisian Discordianism, but I’m eager to learn and begin my Illumination. If anyone has any resources, an array of the strange and disconcerting would be greatly appreciated.
Maybe start with the good book itself, https://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php
If you are interested in joining Operation Mind Fuck then I recommend beginning around or near there. The only requirement to join is to successfully pull off an Operation Mind Fuck on yourself. Then you are officially a certified OMF member.
I feel enlightened